Drawing a blank, here, folks.
In what was probably a rash and unwise move on my part, I deleted my old blog. I wiped it clean from the face of the internet, nevermore to be read or laughed over. I dunno...I just felt like it was time to really lay it to rest. I had a little funeral, complete with pallbearers from a porn site, special music from Wing, a homily from the Friar, and a few bad, tasteless, out of place jokes from the Onion.
Okay, none of that really happened (except for the pallbearers, which turned out to be a very classy move on my part.)