This is the evolutionary love child of my previous blog, "Threads of Thought" and the person I am becoming. I realized that the title there was no longer appropriate for me, and that the threads I believed I was so wittily weaving are becoming more and more frayed (hence the title...sheesh, people, catch up) and really aren't concrete thoughts at all sometimes, but more "musings" helping me along on this little proverbial journey we call "life"...

Oh my gosh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit at the cheesiness of that last statement.

Anyway, I wanted to start something a bit new.

So here, you'll find more of the same ridiculousness, but I'd like to also throw out a short story or two for you all to chew on, as well. But no more "At Home Breast Implants"...unless heavily requested. And less nudity. And more graphic cursing. And more ponies.

Thanks for joining me.