They say that a big break only comes once in a lifetime.
Wouldn't you know it, I had mine and blew it. If I could kick my own ass, I would. Perhaps I could get a volunteer?
So, I've mentioned my voice lessons before and how amazing they are, right? Well, turns out that this guy is also related to one of the biggest agents in the country, who decided to visit during my lesson. The same lesson where I heard phrases like, "The great ones are always on. There are no excuses." And, "The great ones could make your purse cry."
I was not one of the great ones yesterday. I made excuses, and my purse did not cry or even tear up. And neither did the agent. Whaddya know...
On a side note, if you have really bad panty lines when you're wearing jean shorts:
a) your shorts are too tight
b) your panties are too tight
c) your butt is too big for said panties or shorts
d) all of the above
Ah, the coffee shop. Always good fodder for blogs...