Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dear Dale,

I hate lawyers.

Love,

Sarah
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Dear Randy,

No, No, NOOOOOO.

Love,

Sarah
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Dear Everyone Else,

The crying jag is officially over as of yesterday. Somewhere along the way, I've re-found my heart of stone and can return to being calloused and jaded and hateful of Paris Hilton.

Thanks, though, to everyone (except Dale, of course) for all the love and encouragement you sent me over the last few days. I really appreciate it.

Now enough of this mushy shit. Let's go knock over some old ladies!!

Love,

Sarah

Author's Note: No old ladies were harmed in the writing of this blog.

6 comments:

dale said...

All right! She's back to...usual. Welcome back Trix!

Tammy said...

you go girl!!

KL said...

Dear Sarah,
You don't fool me for a minute.
KL

Commodore said...

Knocking over ladies. I'm up for that!

John said...

Sweet! Which old persons home do you wanna hit first?

heather anderson said...

Sheesh... even if you're smack dab in the middle of a nervous breakdown you can still hate Paris Hilton, right? She's just so... hateable! ;)