I hate lawyers.
No, No, NOOOOOO.
Dear Everyone Else,
The crying jag is officially over as of yesterday. Somewhere along the way, I've re-found my heart of stone and can return to being calloused and jaded and hateful of Paris Hilton.
Thanks, though, to everyone (except Dale, of course) for all the love and encouragement you sent me over the last few days. I really appreciate it.
Now enough of this mushy shit. Let's go knock over some old ladies!!
Author's Note: No old ladies were harmed in the writing of this blog.