Tuesday, September 19, 2006


Look closely. First, let me just say...some girls got it, some girls don't.

Second, it's the eve of my birthday. If you haven't gotten me something from the following list, I count you not as my friend:

1. A pony (I've been wanting this since I was five...somebody's gotta come through sometime, right?)
2. A car (pay mine off, we'll be friends for life)
3. Sweaters
4. Shoes
5. Pay for a few of my voice lessons...seriously, not that hard to please
6. Clothes for my dog (I'm one of those closet "I like my dog to be cuter than me" freaks...but just can't bring myself to spend that much money on my actual DOG.)
7. Sweaters, shoes (did I already mention this?)
8. A lobotomy (this would help me more than you could possibly guess.)
9. A rug (2x3 or so) to cover up the rug that my dog completely destroyed (don't tell my landlord)
10. Buy me dinner. Or a lobotomy. Or a boob job. I'm really not asking for that much.

I have a lot to be thankful for. I have nice hands and nails. I'm not one of those girls who has to worry about manicures all that often because my nails break. I have a great roommate. And a great sister.

And I can't think of much else because I'm pretty morose about actually turning the big two seven. Help.

Somebody better at least bake me a cake. Or a cupcake. Hell, a twinkie with a candle will do.

I'm gonna go to bed and cry now.

6 comments:

Jillian Frank said...

Happy Birthday, Sarah. I love you and I miss you. The next time we get together I'll take you out for dinner and a boob job.

Love,
me

Josh Frank said...

Happy Birthday, Sarah!

27 ain't so bad; I just stared down 28 and I'm still here.

Commodore said...

I hope you had a wonderful birthday, Sarah!

I am 41 today ... you think its rough now?

I buy you a boob job if you get me a breast reduction.

Don't you think the pip is a little BIG for dog clothes? He should be wearing Toddler sizes by now.

Love you!
Randy

heather anderson said...

Awww... I feel special. (even though I know you only said that cuz you know that I read your blog) ;) Just kidding. Btw, what size does the Pipster really wear? (I won't offer to buy you clothes since I'm 35 and I have to wear mom jeans and Keds now) :)

Btw, 27 is not old... last time I saw you I, like, thought you were, like, a teenager or something. ;)

Hope you had a HAPPY BDAY!! Love you!

Tammy said...

Happy Birthday to you!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!
you still will be young!!
Even in the next decade or two!!

MamaKate said...

Happy Birthday, a touch belatedly, dear. Did you know you share a birthday with Nancy? She loved seeing you today - a nice surprise for her, and she said that all the guys in her class said you were hot - a nice little b-day present for you, yes?