Monday, September 25, 2006

1. I just finished watching the coolest show EVER. I mean, EVER. It's called "Heroes". Great story, cool characters, really awesome music, intelligent humor and even some interesting twists. Plus, Greg Grunberg is going to be on it, and it also features quite possibly the hottest Indian man I've ever seen.

2. The birthday has come and gone. It was pretty shitty, with some nice parts mixed in...thanks Tim, Todd, Tabbi, Lisa and Kate! Thanks to the nephews and niece and sister...ESPECIALLY my nephew Samuel, whose birthday is three days before mine. I said, "So you're the big eleven now...that means you're getting old, but not as old as me!" To which he replied, "You're not old. The last time I, like, saw you, I was thinking you were, like, a teenager or something."

I'm not gonna lie...that was the best gift I received all day.

3. I was accosted by Mexicans at a gas station the other night. I think if I had been anywhere else besides a well-lit, well-occupied area, I would have been scared (two got out of their car and decided it would be a good idea to invade my personal space and start touching me in an overly familiar way.) Instead, this crazy, angry, militant person came out of me, and I--probably quite foolishly--decided it was an equally good idea to get back in their faces and tell them in a deadly tone to "Get back in your car...RIGHT...NOW." And, "DO...NOT...touch me." It helped that I was a good three inches taller than all of them...but I was seriously pissed. DON'T MESS WITH ME, PEOPLE.

You're scared now, aren't you? I'm scary.

4. I experienced a small personal victory recently. I won't share, because it's that small, but I did it! Hooray!

5. I'm exhausted. I'm not liking my early mornings so much. I'm going to bed...get back in your car RIGHT NOW.

5 comments:

shakkahop said...

Happy friggin' birthday. I bought you a pony, but he was killed in a gang fight. Sorry about that.

Sarah said...

Damn you, and damn ponies. Thanks anyway...you're the first person to ever buy me one. Now I can take it off my list!

Commodore said...

I was en route to your place with a Mexican Hairless Pony that I purchased for you for a song (La Suerte de los Tontos, I think) ... but then I read this last posting and thought to myself, "Get back in my car ... right NOW". I took it back to the border, touched it in an overly familiar way, and had it arrested. It's probably fertilizing a lawn somewhere in Palo Alto by now ...

Tammy said...

I was getting you a Mexican sombrero for your birthday,, but since you chased off the "personal hat measurers" the hat order will be slightly delayed.

Eric said...

Not to worry, though...I'm getting you a mexican brassiere for your birthday, and the personal bust measurers should be paying a visit anytime...