Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dear Dale,

I hate lawyers.

Love,

Sarah
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Dear Randy,

No, No, NOOOOOO.

Love,

Sarah
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Dear Everyone Else,

The crying jag is officially over as of yesterday. Somewhere along the way, I've re-found my heart of stone and can return to being calloused and jaded and hateful of Paris Hilton.

Thanks, though, to everyone (except Dale, of course) for all the love and encouragement you sent me over the last few days. I really appreciate it.

Now enough of this mushy shit. Let's go knock over some old ladies!!

Love,

Sarah

Author's Note: No old ladies were harmed in the writing of this blog.

3 comments:

Tammy said...

you go girl!!

KL said...

Dear Sarah,
You don't fool me for a minute.
KL

J. Randall Hicks said...

Knocking over ladies. I'm up for that!